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hvted:

lithium-visions:

tylersashtray:

Rebel Wilson for Details Magazine

love her

Me

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sweatinginthewinter:

puccapuccanoodles:

I’M DYING hELP

“Why the fuck ain’t yall laughing” hjfgj

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anywherebuttheelectricchair:

fandomblogger:

memewhore:

So I wonder, if you put enough rubber bands around someone’s head…

THIS WEBSITE IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DRUGGIES I SWEAR

this is what you’re getting yahoo. this is what you’re getting.

getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just

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dvrk-wolf:

hypnoskid:

STOP

You and me, baby.

doyouevenheilrapunzel:

Where were you when Michael Jackson died? I’ll never forget where I was. My grandfather had just passed away and we were at his funeral. As the speakerman spoke about him, a large, fat man, kicked open the doors and ran into the ceromony yelling “Michael is kill!” People in the room were shocked and began to cry. My cousin, 7 at the time, instantly threw off his pants and started to masturbate furiously in hopes of attracting the late singer to his underage penis. A family member had called up Domino’s and told the delivery boy to bring a boom box so we could listen to MJ’s greatest’s hits. When he arrived, the first thing he played was “Thriller” and I had ran up to my grandfather’s casket and took him out. I made him sway back and fourth and dance as though he was a zombie from the music video. That’s where I was when Michael Jackson died, where were you?

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

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deanisaclosetedgeek:

deidaracchi:

today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”

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